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Get Your Profile Analysed

Fill in the form and I'll record a personalised walkthrough of your Google Business Profile — the exact things that need to change for you to rank in the top 3 in your area. No cost, no obligation, no sales pitch.

Your name *

Business name *

Email *

Phone

Google Business Profile or website Paste your Google Maps listing link, or your website address. Either works.

Target area *

Main keyword What would a customer type?

By when do you want this solved? *

As soon as possible Next month or two Just researching

Anything else worth knowing? Optional — competitors that outrank you, things you've already tried, a deadline.

Your details are used only to prepare and send your analysis. No spam, no list-selling, and no follow-up if you'd rather I didn't. See the privacy policy.

Recorded walkthrough, not a template Usually back within 2 business days No obligation to hire me

What you'll actually receive

A recording, not a PDF template

I open your profile and your competitors' profiles side by side, hit record, and talk through what I see. Most analyses run 8–12 minutes.

Where you currently rank

Your actual position in the Map Pack for your main keyword, and how that changes across your service area rather than from a single point.

What's holding you back

The specific gaps — categories, missing information, inconsistent listings, review velocity — ranked by how much each one is costing you.

What the top 3 do differently

A direct comparison with whoever currently outranks you, and an honest read on how hard your market would be to win.

If I don't think I can get you into the top 3, I'll say so in the recording. You keep the analysis either way.

Questions

Frequently asked questions

Is this actually free, or is there a catch?

Actually free. I record the analysis whether or not you hire me, and you're welcome to take the findings to another agency or implement them yourself.

The reason I do it: it's a better sales pitch than a sales pitch. If the analysis is useful, some people hire me. That's the whole mechanism.

Will you call and pressure me afterwards?

No. I send the recording by email. If you want to talk, reply and we'll set up a call. If you don't reply, you won't hear from me again.

Do you need access to my Google account?

Not for the analysis — everything I look at is publicly visible. Access is only needed if you decide to work with me, and I'll walk you through granting it securely at that point.

Never give an agency your Google account password. Legitimate access is granted through Google's own user-management settings, which you can revoke at any time.

What does it cost if I do want to work with you?

$1,500 per month, billed in advance, no minimum term — cancel any time. Top 3 in the Map Pack within 90 days or I keep working at no charge until you're there. Full details on the pricing page.

How long does the analysis take to come back?

Usually within two business days. If I'm backed up it might be three — I'll email you either way rather than leave you wondering.

What if my business isn't a good fit?

I'll tell you plainly in the recording and explain why — usually because the market is unusually competitive, or because the bottleneck is something other than SEO. I'd rather say so than take money I can't earn back.